WARNING! If you have heard any of the following symptoms, and have succumb to any of these..
You May have Verbal Arousal Disease also known as V.A.D.
CAUTION:
If you have listened and obliged to more than two of these symtpoms you may be in danger of Heart Failure….which can cause sweating, crying, aching, racing and pacing of the heart, heart attack, stroke, war, Baby mama drama, sleepless nights, late night phone calls with friends (who will listen to the bullshit). Missed time from work, baggy eyes, diarrhea, numbness, depression, anxiety, no desire to eat or an over indulgence of eating, either gaining or losing excessive amounts of weight, low self esteem, loneliness, helplessness, fatigue, stress, and in some more severe cases: physical and/or spiritual DEATH.
Please note: The following symptoms may vary:
Do fries come with that shake?
Aww sookie, sookie now
But baby please
I’m on my knees
I love you
I need you
I am nothing without you
You made me a man
But you don’t understand
False projections – You don’t really love me, if you did you would…….
Mind play – Maybe you’re the one cheatin, How can I trust you
I’m sorry..I won’t do it again I promise
Even though you caught me in the bed with her (butt naked) we were just sleeping
Nothing happened
That was Not me
Look into my eyes..you’ll see I’m not lyin
You trippin
She means nothing to me
I did not have her in my bed
Although I fucked her…….I thought about you the whole time
She’s just a whoe..but you..baby…. you my wife
Don’t leave me..I’ll die if you leave me
I didn’t mean it
I don’t care what your girlfriend told you..she probably wants to fuck me too
Baby the world is yours..whatever you want to do (after he’s been caught)
You stupid to believe that shit
And Finally......... my favorite!
Well Fuck you then, if you wanna believe all that shit!
Note: there are many more symptoms out there so be careful
Remember Always use condoms
It will protect you from 99.9% of the various diseases listed above
You May have Verbal Arousal Disease also known as V.A.D.
CAUTION:
If you have listened and obliged to more than two of these symtpoms you may be in danger of Heart Failure….which can cause sweating, crying, aching, racing and pacing of the heart, heart attack, stroke, war, Baby mama drama, sleepless nights, late night phone calls with friends (who will listen to the bullshit). Missed time from work, baggy eyes, diarrhea, numbness, depression, anxiety, no desire to eat or an over indulgence of eating, either gaining or losing excessive amounts of weight, low self esteem, loneliness, helplessness, fatigue, stress, and in some more severe cases: physical and/or spiritual DEATH.
Please note: The following symptoms may vary:
Do fries come with that shake?
Aww sookie, sookie now
But baby please
I’m on my knees
I love you
I need you
I am nothing without you
You made me a man
But you don’t understand
False projections – You don’t really love me, if you did you would…….
Mind play – Maybe you’re the one cheatin, How can I trust you
I’m sorry..I won’t do it again I promise
Even though you caught me in the bed with her (butt naked) we were just sleeping
Nothing happened
That was Not me
Look into my eyes..you’ll see I’m not lyin
You trippin
She means nothing to me
I did not have her in my bed
Although I fucked her…….I thought about you the whole time
She’s just a whoe..but you..baby…. you my wife
Don’t leave me..I’ll die if you leave me
I didn’t mean it
I don’t care what your girlfriend told you..she probably wants to fuck me too
Baby the world is yours..whatever you want to do (after he’s been caught)
You stupid to believe that shit
And Finally......... my favorite!
Well Fuck you then, if you wanna believe all that shit!
Note: there are many more symptoms out there so be careful
Remember Always use condoms
It will protect you from 99.9% of the various diseases listed above
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